Earlier tonight the doorbell rang and we were greeted by a group of adults in costume, doing a scavenger hunt. They asked for a q-tip, and while we were getting that for them I said, "So, what else is on your list?"
"A penny from the 1990's," then lowering her voice a little awkwardly she added, "and a tampon."
"No problem," I replied. "You picked a house full of girls. We have that!"
As they were heading down the driveway, I hollered, "...and if the prize is booze, you better come back!"