February 10, 2012

Overheard at Starbucks today...

Dad: (to teenage son dancing around) What's up buddy? Have to go the bathroom?

Teenage son: Daaad (roll eyes).

Dad: Are you nervous? Got a crush on a girl here? Having a baby?

Teenage daughter: (look at Dad with raised eyebrows and OMG expression).

Teenage son: Dad, seriously?

Dad: (with dude, I'm a cool dad face) Whoa, good thing you're not having a baby because when your mom and I---

Teenage daughter: DAD. STOP. TALKING.

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