Conservative talk radio blaring from the attic has not encouraged our
squirrels to leave; it's only made them angry, right-wingers who believe the government is trying to control their lives and constitutional right to property. So on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving we borrowed a live trap from the humane society, loaded it with peanut butter and sunflower seeds, and put it in the attic. Damn conservatives don't believe in handouts....
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