How to work at the humane society....

If you want to work at the humane society you have to know how to answer basic questions about dogs:

"Will he shed?"
"No, not more than any other dog."

"He won't be a big dog, will he?"

"He should only grow to about 30-40 pounds."

"Will he always chew like this?"

"That's just a puppy thing."

"Wow, he's really slobbery."

He's just teething. He'll outgrow that."

"That's quite a bark."

"He's just excited because he's with you."