Dad: (to teenage son dancing around) What's up buddy? Have to go the bathroom?
Teenage son: Daaad (roll eyes).
Dad: Are you nervous? Got a crush on a girl here? Having a baby?
Teenage daughter: (look at Dad with raised eyebrows and OMG expression).
Teenage son: Dad, seriously?
Dad: (with dude, I'm a cool dad face) Whoa, good thing you're not having a baby because when your mom and I---
Teenage daughter: DAD. STOP. TALKING.
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